Waaaaaay TOO Random

Okay I was about to type my whole story about my holiday in SG, but then I found this stuff which is funny as hell :))

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

• When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

• Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

• Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

• Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

• Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

• Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

• Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

• Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

• Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

• Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

• Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

• Ask, "Did you feel that?"

• Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

• When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

• Swat at flies that don't exist.

• Tell people that you can see their aura.

• Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

• Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

• Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

• Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

• Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

• Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

• Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

• Hold an auction.

• Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

• Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

• Throw a rave.

• Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

• Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

• Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

• When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

• Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

• Have a heated debate with yourself.

• Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

• Drum on every available surface.

• Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

• Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

• Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

• Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

• Propose to the other passengers.

• Challenge people to duels.

• Sell girl scout cookies.

• Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

• Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

• Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

• Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

• Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

• Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

• Shout "Food fight!"

• Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

• When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

• Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

• Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

• Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

• Make sushi.

• Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

• Shave.

• Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

• moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

• Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

• Practice your kung fu.

• Make race car noises when people get on and off.

• Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

• Fly a model airplane.

• Do yoga.

• Play the accordion

• Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

• Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

• Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

• Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

• Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

HAHAHAHA LMAO :D

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YAY

YAY! Akhirnya nonton AADC juga! Udah lama banget pengen nonton film ini tapi udah nggak ada dimana mana soalnya udah lama banget. Berasa bukan orang Indonesia kalo belom nonton ini hehehehe.

Okee, akhirnya kesampean juga nontonnya. Ternyata emang AADC tuh beken banget sampe sineas perfilman New York aja ampe tau ttg AADC itu. No wonder sih skg pemainnya pada jadi artis papan atas di Indonesia, kayak Dian Sastrowardoyo, Sissy Priscillia, Titi Kamal, Ladya Cheryl, Adinia Wirasti, Nicholas Saputra, dkk. Dan katanya film ini juga udah di translate ke Jepang dengan judul Beautiful Days gitu deh.

Aku langsung jatuh cinta sama geng ceweknya, sejauh yg aku tau mrk geng di film paling keren sepanjang masa!

Dan ini geng ceweknya :

R-Pattz Is The Luckiest Guy On Earth

Gossip Girl Season 3 : 'Rufus Getting Married'

Aku baru aja nonton Gossip Girl Season 3 dari awal lagi, pokoknya ada satu episode yang judulnya 'Rufus Getting Married' and I totally love it!

Bottomline, the best part of that episode is, the young couples are in love.

• Serena Van Der Woodsen lagi pacaran sama Carter Baizen
• Nate Archibald lagi pacaran sama Bree Buckley (meskipun si Bree ini emang nggak cantik sama sekali apalagi kalo dibandingin sama Blair dan Serena, tapi ya... gapapalah)
• Dan Humphrey lagi pacaran sama Olivia Burke, dan...
• Tentu aja Blair Waldorf with Chuck Bass (y)

Apalagi waktu ada acara dim sum brunch apaa gitu yang dihadirin sama Blair, Chuck, Nate sama Bree, its a kinda double date gitu, aaah keren banget scene itu!

Dan apalagi waktu si Carter sama Serena tinggal di penthouse Blairnya itu, uwooh!

You know you love me,

XOXO,

Gossip Girl

Re-voir

Lately, I kinda figured out that me and my mates in junior school have got to do this thing called re-connecting. It's not like reunion, it's more like something more private and absolutely anti-awkward kind of thing, you know. Because I just don't wanna split up with my greatest bestest coolest and awesomest fellas.
I'm tryin to share my 24/7 for those whom I love, and make my crowd even more wider. No thats not the point I mean seriously, we've been friends for like 9 years and its become weirder just because we don't go to the same school like we used to? Please know that I'm trying all the best I can do to be in touch with you guys all over again. But I also don't wanna be the only one to make this relationship works again. So, cooperate?

Mate, Mate, Maytee

It looks like Robert Pattinson (aka Robert, Rob, Robbie, R-Pattz) and Kristen Stewart (aka Kristen, Kris, Krissie, K-Stew) are really made for each other, and they really are mate for life. Because day by day, they look way moore identical. Robert is like the male version of Kristen, and Kristen is like the female version of Robert, it's as simple as that. Check out the photos below :

Useless Concerns

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IFA!!!"

[the text is on its way]

Her Bags

Okay, so, there's this things called BAGS. What's so good about these BAGS that they are ANYA HINDMARCH'S bags. You know I always have a thing for bags, purses, clutches or whatever that is.

Anya Hindmarch herself is a very talented, young and fresh, and beautiful english designer. She was the very first person that created 'I'm not a plastic bag' to promote the environmental rejuvenation.

The Beautiful Anya Hindmarch

The 'I'm not A Plastic Bag'

ANYA HINDMARCH rocks! /m/

I'm dying to have those gorgeous babies

Angelina Jolie with Anya Hindmarch bag

The It-bag

Why

Orang bilang, kalau mau blog kita banyak dikunjungin orang, ato dibaca orang, share aja di twitter ato facebook.

Tapi gimana yaa, ko aku ngerasaa gimanaa gitu kalo mesti di share ke banyak orang, malah twitter sama facebook yang aku share disini hehehehehe.

Aku ngerasa blog ini tuh udah kayak diary aku, and I only tell those that worth to tell aja. Actually, I dont share this blog.

Dan untuk kalian yang kenal aku, harap maklum aja ya kalo tulisan aku ini kekanak-kekanakan, karena ini emang tulisan aku.

FYI, blog ini satu-satunya blog yang survive diantara ribuan ato mungkin jutaan blog yang pernah aku buat lho.

XO.

Ifa

Ifa's Present Resolution

Ifa's present resolution :

1. Mau olahraga setiap hari biar nggak kena heart attack
2. Mau jadi orang yang goal-oriented, dan nggak seenaknya aja bikin/batalin janji
3. Harus bikin skala prioritas mulai sekarang
4. Harus bisa lebih rapi dan nggak terlalu urakan
5. Think.Do.Be Positive [kayak slogannya Girlfriend]
6. Bentar lagi aku 17 lhooo [meskipun nggak mau] dan berarti aku nggak boleh childish lagi kayak sekarang
7. Lebih rajin ibadah
8. Perhatiin apa yang guru omongin di kelas, jangan malah ngobrol, nari ato ketawa ketawa nggak jelas
9. Jangan TELATT
10. Nggak boleh boros
11. Nggak boleh MALES
12. Dan terutama, mesti konsisten dan become a better person EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!

"Woman dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other woman."

-Christian Dior

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New Yoorkk

New York,

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,

There's nothing you can’t do,

Now you're in New York

These streets will make you feel brand new,

the lights will inspire you,

Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York

-Empire State of Mind-

Speakless

What is it? Huh? Do I need to tell you more? It's the uh, umm...oh...

THE NON-JUDGING BREAKFAST CLUB

Don't you love them? The beauties escorted by handsome princes. Look at Nate and Chuck, theyre so breath-taking and all. And Serena and Blair? Looking beautiful as ever with that blue trench coat. I'm so loving Nate's shawl, it's glamorous. :)

I just can't get enough of em.

Apaan