Waaaaaay TOO Random

Okay I was about to type my whole story about my holiday in SG, but then I found this stuff which is funny as hell :))

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

• When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

• Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

• Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

• Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

• Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

• Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

• Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

• Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

• Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

• Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

• Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

• Ask, "Did you feel that?"

• Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

• When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

• Swat at flies that don't exist.

• Tell people that you can see their aura.

• Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

• Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

• Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

• Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

• Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

• Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

• Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

• Hold an auction.

• Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

• Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

• Throw a rave.

• Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

• Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

• Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

• When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

• Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

• Have a heated debate with yourself.

• Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

• Drum on every available surface.

• Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

• Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

• Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

• Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

• Propose to the other passengers.

• Challenge people to duels.

• Sell girl scout cookies.

• Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

• Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

• Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

• Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

• Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

• Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

• Shout "Food fight!"

• Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

• When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

• Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

• Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

• Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

• Make sushi.

• Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

• Shave.

• Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

• moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

• Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

• Practice your kung fu.

• Make race car noises when people get on and off.

• Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

• Fly a model airplane.

• Do yoga.

• Play the accordion

• Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

• Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

• Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

• Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

• Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

HAHAHAHA LMAO :D

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